Emily's Strange To-Do List:

1. Lose (and regain) mind

2. Reprogram golem

3. Locate secret book vault

4. Commune with Dead Dark Aunts

5. Rescue Cousin Jakey

6. Redecorate souvenir kiosk

7. Thwart Thought Thief

8. Endure hero worship

9. Grant ancestral enemy's deepest wish

10. Save cat-napped kitty

11. Summon black rock

12. Defeat Shady Uncles

13. Guard family legacy & claim inheritance!